YALL GOT QUESTIONS? WE GOT ANSWERS.
Q: WHEN ARE YOU OPEN?
WE ARE OPEN 6 DAYS A WEEK, MONDAY-SATURDAY 11 AM-9 PM FOR FOOD, OUR BAR STAYS OPEN UNTIL 11 PM MOST NIGHTS.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR TO-GO ORDER POLICY?
WE LIKE DOING TO-GO ORDERS, BUT IN-STORE CUSTOMERS ALWAYS COME FIRST! NOTE: ALWAYS CHECK YOUR FOOD BEFORE LEAVING, AND IF THERE IS A MESS UP, BRING THE ENTIRE ORDER BACK AND WE WILL GLADLY REMAKE IT (DAY OF, NOT TOMORROW OR 2 WEEKS LATER) OR GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK. CUSTOMERS CAN ALSO ORDER ONLINE AT EATHEYJOES.COM
Q: I KEEP TRYING TO BOOK MY BAND, BUT NOBODY’S RETURNING MY CALLS OR EMAILS.
WE’RE SORRY WE ARE NO LONGER DOING LIVE MUSIC AT THIS TIME, LICENSING FEES ARE JUST TOO DANG MUCH. BANDS YOU CAN STILL TRY WE DO LOVE HEARING NEW ORIGINAL MUSIC EMAIL: HEYJOESBOOKING@GMAIL.COM.
Q: CAN I MAKE A RESERVATION FOR 3 MONDAY AT 7 PM?
SORRY, NO, WE DO NOT ACCEPT RESERVATIONS. EVER. AND NEVER HAVE. WE OPERATE ON A FIRST-COME, FIRST-SERVED BASIS ONLY (HEY JOE’S ONLY SEATS UP TO 45 ON THE INSIDE), BUT WE DO APPRECIATE A GOOD HEADS UP IF IT’S A LARGER GROUP. PLEASE NOTE: 20% GRAT TO 6 OR MORE (KIDS ARE PEOPLE TOO). LARGE GROUPS CANNOT SIT ALL TOGETHER INSIDE, AND CATERING MENU IS AT EATHEYJOES.COM WE DO RECOMMEND THIS FOR GROUPS OF 15+, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE IN A TIME CRUNCH.
Q: DO YOU HAVE SWEET POTATO FRIES? I LOOKED UP YOUR MENU ON GOOGLE.
NOPE, PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR CURRENT MENU AT EATHEYJOES.COM, GOOGLE IS FULL OF OLD MENUS, SO JUST GO TO OUR WEBSITE FOR THE MOST RECENT.
Q: CAN WE RENT OUT HEY JOE’S FOR A FRAT PARTY, WEDDING RECEPTION, OR BIRTHDAY PARTY?
AS MUCH AS WE WOULD LOVE TO PARTY WITH YALL, WE JUST DON’T WANT TO OFFEND OUR REGULARS, PLUS WE ARE NOT A PUBLIC PARK! IF YOU’D STILL LIKE TO INQUIRE ABOUT YOUR EVENT AT HEY JOE’S? PLEASE EMAIL HEYJOESBOOKING@GMAIL.COM. NOTE: WE RARELY DO THIS AND BY RARELY MAYBE A HANDFUL OF TIMES IN OUR HISTORY. SO DON’T GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT.
Q: IS HEY JOE’S KID/DOG FRIENDLY?
YES! WE ARE FAMILY-FRIENDLY AND DOG-FRIENDLY. JUST MAKE SURE YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHED, WE AREN’T A BABYSITTER’S CLUB (SEE PATIO RULES) AND ALL DOGS NEED TO BE LEASHED AND IF THEY (KID/DOG) MAKE A MESS, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE CLEAN IT UP!
Q: DOES HEY JOE’S SERVE LIQUOR? IF NOT, CAN WE BRING IN OUR OWN? MY HUSBAND’S FRIENDS ONLY DRINK LIQUOR.
NO! AND NO! WE ARE A BEER JOINT ONLY; WE HAVE 15 DRAFT BEER FROM REGIONAL TO ALL THE FAN FAVES, SO THERE IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. WE ALSO HAVE WINE IN A CAN. WE ARE NOW SERVING NEW ORLEANS-STYLE FROZEN DAIQUIRIS AND MARGARITAS. ASK YOUR SERVER OR BARTENDER.
Q: WHAT IS KEEP CLEVELAND BORING?
KEEP CLEVELAND BORING IN OUR NON-PROFIT 501C3. WE DO EVENTS IN TOWN AND AROUND THE AREA TO TRY AND STOP THE GROUP THINK OF “THIS TOWN IS BORING”. OUR FESTIVALS: OTHERFEST®, ANOTHERFEST®, AND POUR MISSISIPPI® BEER FEST. WE ALSO DO PUB CRAWLS AND SEVERAL OTHER ONE-OFFS. ATTN FACEBOOK GROUPS WE DO NOT STOP BIG BUSINESS FROM COMING TO TOWN WE ARE NOT SURE WHAT TROLL MADE THAT UP, WE’RE SORRY THAT OUR TOWN IS TOO SMALL FOR AN OLIVE GARDEN AND TARGET.
Q: IS HEY JOE’S A CHAIN RESTAURANT? I WOULD LIKE A PLACE LIKE THIS IN MY HOMETOWN.
NO, WE ARE STILL THE OLD MOM AND POP BUSINESS. WE DO HAVE A SECOND LOCATION IN MERIGOLD, MS. WE WOULD LOVE, LOVE, LOVE TO PUT A HEY JOE’S IN YOUR HOMETOWN BECAUSE HEY JOE’S IS FOR EVERYONE! EMAIL HEYJOESBOOKING@GMAIL.COM FOR FRANCHISE INFO.